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Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son. Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child. Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel. Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen. Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion.

CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results. Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother. Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee. Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie. It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her. Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them. Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home.

Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop. Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member. Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business.

Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl. Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success. Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness tripand promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Mirandabut his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand. Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the giftedin North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

Calvin and Miranda's nuptial preparations turn ugly when Ella helps Miranda register for wedding gifts. Ella soon transforms into a mother-in-law from hell, choosing everything from the china pattern to the crystal. Worse, Calvin takes sides with Ella. Elsewhere, CJ and Janine go on a spontaneous date, which only raises hopes in their children that they're reconciling. With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling.

But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin. Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled.

Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials. Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets. Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day. Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital. While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop. Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders. Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick. Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard. Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company. When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges. Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man. Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status.

Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique. The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home. Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process.

Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job. Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse.

Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move. A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella. Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement.

Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird. Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella. Claretha decides to start a home business.

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away. All three of the Payne couples Curtis and Ella, C. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills.

At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor". Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella a wooden version of the Nativity scene. Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage. The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine.

Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine. A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives. The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives.

And Curtis is turning Japanesethat is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture. Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C. While at the help center C. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire departmentbut it's not in the capacity he expected.

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother. Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway. During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha. A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world.

Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show. Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school. A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arriveand they have unique notions about relationships. Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father.

Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument. Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before.

Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled. The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik. Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter. CJ meets his new boss.

Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle. When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas.

Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes. CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens. Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully.

Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems. The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish.

Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda. Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances. Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks. CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard. Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter. Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica.

Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C. J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance. Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house.

Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support. While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together. Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland.

In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby.

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms. Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend. After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit. Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family.

Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget. Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby. CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better.

CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor.

They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share. A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager. Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.

Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike. Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible. Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show. Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league. Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C. Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument.

In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine. Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo. DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things. Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out. After budget cuts force C. Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson. Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits. Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents. Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha.

Meanwhile C. S3, Ep The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is.

Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house. Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting.

Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant. Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship. Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family.

Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem. Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson.

Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle. Curtis is offered a desirable job, but it's in Los Angeles, and Ella firmly opposes moving. Meanwhile, CJ has a close encounter with Tanya's overly assertive gal pal. Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications.

Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy. Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader.

A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan. Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection. Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend.

Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing. CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her. Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend.

Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.



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